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2010-02-03T03:42:00.001+08:00

Hello! Bye bye!

Bollywood!

2009-02-11T14:25:00.002+08:00

Hello peeps! Is Oei Skidding, the blue ranger here. Is been almost a year since i last blog. Sorry guys, the bad guys and monster here is more than I intially expected. I think I need some help over here. If any of the rangers see this, please fly here ASAP to lend me a helping hand! Thanks. The population here is the 2nd largest in the world of about 1,147,995,904. Of all, 50% of them are monsters. YES MONSTERS! BLACK ONE!

I'm currently hiding at Bollywood as there is too many for me to handle for now. I saw alot of monster dancing, shake here and there. This is so gross, I'm going to puke soon. Alright i think one of the monster saw me hacking into their computer system to blog. I need to make a move now.

S.O.S
-HELP NEEDED-
Oei Skidding, Blue Ranger.

feeling greenish?

2009-02-11T14:08:00.002+08:00

hi, this is the Green Ranger. i'm currently blogging from Smallville. just sparred with Clarke Kent. of course i win, he's an ass you know. bloody cheater. he swang his fist at me and it landed on my cheeks. a natural reaction, i closed my eyes and tumbled on the ground. i stood up immediately, and got ready for his next attack. but then, there was this person wearing a pair of glasses and in Superman's suit. and i asked him, "Hey did you see Superman? The faggot wearing his underwear outside."
and he shouted, "Behind you!!"
i turned around and saw no one, and asked again, "What the-"
and before i could even finish my sentence, Superman was standing in front of me. and once again, delivered his fist at my face. i laid on the ground, "What the fuck!? Where'd you go just now? And where's that man with the glasses?"
"Oh, you mean this man?" and slowly, he reaches into his underwear and pulled out a pair of glasses and wears it.
i watched as my eyes widen. "Where's Superman?! Did you see him?!"
the man with the glasses then rolled his eyes and took off the glasses.
"FUCK YOU SUPERMAN! What'd you do to that innocent man you imbecile!"
"I'm him you asshole!" Superman bellowed at me with saliva spilling out of his mouth. "Man... My disguise is so cool. It's only a pair of glasses and people can't recognise me." and dashes into the sky.

ok, i'm scratching my armpit now.

cob-webs

2009-01-21T03:08:00.002+08:00

yes, the headquarters is empty because of the massive destruction of the Tolele Makitoes. they are small little dwarfs with gigantic noses and carries a spiked club. yes, they rampaged through town and also destroyed every single building. we have to evacuate everyone out of town that's why we left the headquarters.
luckily everything at HQ is still intact, it's made of paper. Makitoes hate papers, and it's also their weakness. it's like Kryptonite to them.

fortunately, Green Rangers around.. all the other Rangers are useless. we played Oh-Ah-Peh-Ah-Som, to decide which Ranger is to come back and slay all Makitoes. and i lost. they are all so fair and i'm so tanned, makes no difference if they had their hands face up or down. chhhh~

yea, the Makitoes are all down. they won't be able to wreak havoc again. and Green Ranger is here to uphold world peace and protect the Universe. okay, i have to stop. i gotta meet He-Man, High Tea. and maybe later we'll go have our Manicure and Pedicure. tata~

2008-12-08T22:19:00.001+08:00

hello i'm back !!! not as the pink ranger anymore so sad boohoohoo. ok just blogged for funnnnnnnn. buabaizxszsxz

Last chance, dudes and dudettes!

2008-08-24T18:25:00.003+08:00

Lol, the poll has been here for nearly three freaking months and seriously I've kinda forgotten about it.

Alright, just a short notice here: Voting will officially end on the 5th of September, 12.14am.

And, one lucky chap that voted will be mention on the the next post along with the results!

So, if you wanna get yourself mentioned in out posts, start voting now! While poll last.

Vote vote!

2008-06-11T00:53:00.002+08:00

Okay, it's like a week since the poll started and, yeah, not many people voted.

WAHLAU EH!

So, we're not that famous after all.

Anyway, Pink's currently leading. And I'm astonished that people actually vote for yellow.

Keep the votes coming! If you have not vote yet, VOTE NOW! If you've voted, ASK PEOPLE TO VOTE!

A lucky winner will be chosen and will receive the grand price of...................

A mention on our blog!

Now that's prestigious. VOTE NOW. :D

Greetings!!!

2008-06-06T21:10:00.003+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE!!!
you should all be down on your knees because, IT IS I!
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Ranger!
phew*
i've been training hard out of space with Master Yoda.
actually i was in Beatty Secondary School, training one of the cleaner.
YES! the one who's looking like Yoda, the one always at the Gallery.
MUAHA!
his sweeping skills were way better than the Jedi's.
AND YES! i have finally completed the eternity like training!!!

oh you don't know what that oldie can come up with.
he's giving me hell damn it!
ahhhh, let's put the bad experiences aside. i'm afraid you guys would be frightened.
yes, it is just so damn damn damn damn DAMN frightening. even if it's just words.

i haven't been visiting this blog, and it's still not dead yet.
OH! RED, you're a leader that's...
really like a leader. you kept the blog going while i abandoned you guys.
OHMAN!!!~ you're a true leader.
better than the guy in Beatty Secondary School's Master Sergeant, James Li.

i haven't got any exciting adventures these few weeks.
so... BYE!

Ass-kicking.

2008-06-05T00:14:00.003+08:00

This is like the fifth consecutive post that Red is posting.

C'mon my other-coloured-Ranger-friends, are you guys really dead?

Tsk.

Anyway, we wanted to test out popularity. Soooooooo, here goes:

Happy voting. :D

Weee.

2008-05-26T19:39:00.002+08:00

It's time for the rangers to gather and fly to Sichuan!

We should save those people!

Our Flying Zords

2008-04-28T20:12:00.003+08:00

Okay, you might have already got tired of Red's rubbish which is not exactly very funny and entertaining. BUT, too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, the almighty uber godly Red is right here to post again!

Recently, I've got a new communication device. I'd lost that imba Rangers message tone that I used to have, but I'd replace it with a equally ownage Pikachu message tone where the Pikachu will go, "Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika..." until you feel like throwing the phone against the wall.

That other day, all the rangers are called to HQ by Zordon (the huge, white, ghostly face that always floats in the huge tube-like aquarium and apparently, he is also out boss). He said that he would distribute our flying zords to us. Unfortunately to us, all our flying zords took the shape of something that Zordon likes. And I must say, Zordon has the sickest interest in the sickest things. Blue was given a blimp-like thingy that took the shape of a Viagra. Green was given something that looked like a lump of Marijuana. Pink's zord was in the shape of a bar lady that Zordon often fantasizes about. Yellow's zord was the worst, i think. It is in the shape of human excretion in a cup! It's obvious that Zordon had been watching too much "Two girls and a Cup".

As for me, my zord is a crimson bull and yeah, RED BULLS GIVE YOU WINGS!

Crap~

Red and his dumb adventures

2008-04-27T03:10:00.003+08:00

One day, Red was walking down the road. He saw a huge, deep hole right in front of him. He fell in.

The next day, Red was walking down the road. He saw a huge, deep hole right in front of him. The people around him warned him about the hole. He still fell in.

The next day, Red was walking down the road. He saw a huge, deep hole right in front of him. The people around him warned him about the hole. He told himself not to fall in. He still fell in.

The next day, Red was walking down the road. He saw a huge, deep hole right in front of him. The people around him warned him about the hole. He told himself not to fall in. Even the hole asked him not to fall in. He still fell in.

The moral of the story is, Red Ranger is the dumbest ranger of the team.

The end.

Hahaha. Lamester.

I love to post when I'm feeling bad.

Say "RED" when Red say, "RED!".

2008-04-14T23:23:00.002+08:00

Since I lost my goddamn phone, I was unable to do carry out any missions. Without my uber communication device and its imba Rangers message tone, there is no way HQ can contact me. So, naturally, I wasn't given any mission.

As you can see, without any mission assigned to me, I am very free. So free that I decided to post on this dead blog. When I am free, I have nothing to do. When I have nothing to do, I want to find something to do. When I want to find something to do, something came up to my mind. When something came up to my mind, I know what I wanna do. When I know what I wanna do, I know what I wanna be. Yes, I know what I wanna be...

A ROCK STAR!

Here's an equation that summarises what I'd said just now:

Lost phone
= No uber communication device
= No imba Rangers message tone
= No contact with HQ
= No mission
= Very free
= Nothing to do
= wanna find something to do
= Something came up to my mind
= I know what I wanna do
= I know what I wanna be
= ROCK STAR!

RIGHT, a rock star. I will hold concert, sing loads of rubbish songs about the environment and I will say,
" When I say 'fart', you all 'poooooot'! Fart!"
"Pooooooooooooooot!~"
"Fart!"
"Pooooooooooooooot!~"
" When I say 'fart', you all 'poooooot'! Fart!"
"Pooooooooooooooot!~"
"Fart!"
"Pooooooooooooooot!~"

...

And it goes on and on...

The End.

CRAPPPP~

98% dead.

2008-01-10T01:07:00.000+08:00

OHMYGOD!
just when i thought this blog would be the icon blog of Singapore.(just kidding)
but then, in the end... no one posted.
DANG!~
like RIGHTEOUS DUDE!

hmmm... maybe there ain't any crime or villains wreaking havoc in town nowadays.
that's why everyone's got nothing to blog about.
i'll share with you something.
a recent incident.
it's goes like this...

i was patrolling the city in the afternoon when i saw flashes of light coming out from a small small alley.
"My imagination? Yeah, probably." How in the world would there be flashes of light if the sky was bright and sunny... even if there were, no one would be able to notice it right?
so i ignored it... 3 seconds later(coincidentally, i was holding on to a stop-watch), the flashes of light caught my attention again.
i ignored again. then the same thing happened again.
this time, i got really distracted.
so i went into the small alley... and guess what i saw?!
flashes of light.

crap.
THE END.

yeahhyeahhyeahhh...

2007-11-30T17:30:00.001+08:00

Everyone's Busy again

2007-11-29T00:12:00.000+08:00

Just when I thought everyone will be free after both major exams, I was once again proven wrong.

First is exams, now is work. It seems that people are doomed to have no free time to blog something here.

Oh, so sad. So sad.

Planes I Blew

2007-11-13T03:11:00.001+08:00

I only blew 2345648 planes.

DUSTY

2007-11-13T02:40:00.000+08:00

WEY HEY HEY!
i am back.
you know busy fighting crimes and all.
OHMAN!
the O Level's are ending soon!
time sure flies.
like us! the Power Rangers.
we sure fly... like, sitting in an errr...
aeroplane kind of vehicle, flying around.
sometimes, we even trespass other country's airspaces, and this'll will definitely make them mad.
they gave us warnings, but we didn't care...
they threatens us, we don't bother...
the last resort they made was to send Fighter Jets to attack us.
we don't care, we simply just retaliate.
we don't have other options, we were in a hurry, to save lives!
DAMN IT! they just keep pestering us.
we can't stop our planes to negotiate with them right?
so we'll just destroy their planes.

OKAY! so far, my record is 91247934.
i mean, the number of planes i destroyed.
what about the other rangers?
i bet i have the highest record, they're all busy working and studying.
where would they find the time to cross airspaces of other country?
OHMAN! i'm the best!

BACK

2007-10-31T01:53:00.000+08:00

YEAH!
finally i'm back here to blog.
this blog's kinda dead already, but luckily, RED's here to cover up the dead-ness.

okay kids, you guys want to become the GREEN RANGER?! *NODS HEADS*
okay, i've got a... *eyes go left and right*
*whispers* secret.
and that is...
TO EAT MORE VEGIES!
and you'll be as green as the MIGHTY GREEN RANGER!

when i was a kid, i used to hate vegetables as well.
but then, one day, one of the ranger's ancestors appeared in front of me.
and yes, he was green.
they were known as RACKONGTRON, this word means POWER RANERS IN THAI.
and yes, Power Rangers originated from thailand, bangkok.
this GREEN RANGER that appeared infront of me said, "HELLO BOY! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!" in thai.
yes, i didn't understand what he was trying to say.
so i gave him a look, left eyebrow up, right eyebrow down.
he rolled his eyes, and repeated what he said.
i said, "WHAT?!"
once again, he rolled his eyes.
this time, he used sign language
i didn't understand at first.
but the second time was when i got what he said.
he pointed at me, and then at his butt.
but he didn't stop there, he pulled down his pants and underwear, showing me his asshole.
AND IT WAS THEN, that i fell in love with vegies.
his asshole was filled with bright green vegetables, and they look so delicious.

SHUT UP!
this post's disgusting.
i shall stop here.
i can't imagine a guy having undigested vegies in his anus.
EEEKS!

Seeing Red on the Report Card

2007-10-29T17:03:00.000+08:00

It's O Levels period!

And I'll surely see RED on my report card. I'm 100% sure. You will see at the top of the report card:

Name: RED Ranger ~_~
School: Beatty Secondary School
Register no.: 205100XX
Blah, blah, blah...

Alright, that was lame crap.

Anyway, today after the invigilators had collected the scripts and while they were counting them on stage, the Power Ranger signal rang.

"TEE TEE TOO TEE TEE TOO..." (Imagine with the Power Ranger signal tune.)

It sounded across the hall and people laughed at it as if it was rather amusing. Huh, that's what they think. I TAKE THE SIGNAL VERY SERIOUSLY, OKAY? So I thought it was some guy from HQ trying to contact me. But I remembered that my communication device was on silent mode. Therefore it wasn't mine. Friends who knew my ranger identity glanced at me as if they were asking, "Hey, retarded, isn't that your dumb message tune?" I stared back and gestured 'no', with murderous eyes which were actually saying, "I'm RED RANGER, don't take me as an idiot, can? Of course got put silent la!" But they just look away, not understanding what my emotional, murderous eyes were expressing. Then life went back to normal.

The End.

*On a side note, I would just like to say that even though this blog is rather dead, I still think my batch of POWER RANGERS ROCKS!

2007-10-25T16:16:00.000+08:00

YO ! pink ranger's here to say HELLOOOOOOOO ! ok, and bye. :D

WELL WELL WELL...

2007-10-23T01:15:00.000+08:00

spiderwebs everywhere.
no one's been blogging.
and i was told by the Red Ranger, to blog whenever i'm free.
so here i am. FREE!
for the past few days, i was busy with something.
cannot say what.
what.
OKAY! i just said the word already.
...
i don't know what to blog about yo yo.
so i guess i'll just stop here you know what i mean dudess.

and yeah, about the Yellow and Black Ranger thingy.
please, anyone...
we need more labour.
you know, the economy is bad... everyone's trying very hard to earn as much as possible.
and you know what?!
PowerRangers work too!
they go around city protecting innocent from crime and all those crap.
we need more rangers to get profit you know what i'm saying?
you know!
yeah... sometimes, when victims get bashed up by criminals and all...
the PowerRangers will save them, keep them away from harm.
but we don't stop there, we'll reach in to their pockets...
see if there's any thing valuable. we take.
WE DESERVE IT! WE ASVED THAT PERSON YOU KNOW!
watch, necklace, bracelets... anything that's usable or valuable.
sometimes, we see victims with nice clothes...
we don't take it, we tear them.
jealous you see...
yeah.
i don't know about other Rangers, but that's what i do.
that's explains why i am so rich.

am i spoiling PowerRangers reputation?
i don't think so right?
you guys out there know that we deserve it... so... yahhh...

so here's something for you guys, bring more valuables out when your eyelidss are twitching.
that's when you need to pay tax to the Rangers for protecting you. you will get hurt, but it won't go further like getting killed or what ever. you'll ONLY get broken limbs here and there.
that's all. no problem right?
OKAY! i need sleep.

Everyone's Busy

2007-10-19T15:43:00.000+08:00

It's either the conditions I set was too harsh or is the position of yellow and black ranger not attractive enough. Not a single soul actually contacted any of us about taking the job.

Alright then, we'll just have to make do with the rangers we have now. But as long as the two positions are vacant, we are still looking for a black and yellow ranger. So apply now if you meet the conditions.

Okay, this blog has been established for almost 3 weeks and I'm not sure whether we still have any readers. It seems like not many of us are permanently posting on this blog. Green and Pink both have their personal blogs and well, of course they will post on their blogs more often than this one. Besides, Pink is having O's this year, don't have much time to post. As for me, although I don't really post on my personal blog now, I still have to spend time studying too. I'm having my O's too. All will resume normal after O's I guess. And as for Blue and Yellow, they are both busy doing part-time jobs as it's their holiday period. So, nobody really have much time for the blog.

But don't worry, there'll be at least a post every two weeks. xD

WANTED

2007-10-14T17:17:00.000+08:00

Hello, all non-rangers dudes out there,

I'm just here to inform all of you that we are recruiting a BLACK ranger and a YELLOW ranger to take over Jess. If you falls under any of the criteria below, please contact any rangers except for Jess:

To be either ranger, you must:
-be between 0 to 99 years old
-be learning English for the past eight years or above
-be able to write rubbish/crap posts
-know how to write your own name
-know how to spell "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
-be able to differentiate been red, blue, green, pink, yellow and black
-not reveal the identity of either of us if you know
-be close friend of at least 3 rangers, other than Jess, for at least one year.
-know at least 1 ranger for 3 years.
-be taller than 10 cm
-weigh heavier than 10 grams.
-have eyebrows
-have both arms and legs attached to body.
-have more than 2 teeth.
-be a Beattyian or ex-Beattyian
-be able to breathe normally
-be a human
-have something against big, gigantic monsters
-be young at heart
-have a face

For the BLACK ranger, you must be:
-a male

For the YELLOW ranger, you must be:
-a female

That's all for now. I'll post again when there are additional new conditions.

TRAIN HARDER!

2007-10-13T12:48:00.000+08:00

HELLO MY FANS OUT THERE!
i know you guys are wondering, why Pink and Red aren't blogging these few days.
well actually, they are on a mission. to finish off the Oxaminator! but i don't think that they are fighting that monster now.
they're probably going through intensive trainings. yeah, the Oxaminator is a really powerful monster to fight with, that's why the two other rangers have to train.
AND I KNOW! that you guys out there are wondering, "How come the Handsome Green Ranger's not fighting the Oxaminator?" yes... and i'm here to tell you the answer.
i'm not fighting the monster because i thought that it was an easy task for me.
he's not even in my league. yeah, and to be honest with you, Pink and Red are just too weak.
they need some serious fighting. actually they aren't weak you know, they're just slacking around in the headquarters. that's all.
so now i'm think they are working super hard so as to finish off the Oxaminator cleanly.
OHMYGOD!
don't take it seriously Pink and Red.
GREEN RANGER'S just here to update as he's bored.
okay!
GOODLUCK TO THERESA AND CHANYU FOR THEIRE O LEVELs EXAMINATION!

Ranger's comic.

2007-10-11T00:41:00.001+08:00

A comic strip found on the net.

Green Ranger's New Megazord!

2007-10-10T19:00:00.000+08:00

Green Ranger wasn't around in Singapore.
went to Thailand for some course, Rangers from other countries were there too.
actually, the course was meant for Red and Pink.
but, i want to improve on my fighting skills, MUAY THAI!
and also, i get a new Megazord. you'll learn about it later in the post.
WHOOHOO!
Evil Singh's gonna die man.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA=D!
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* house fly.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-gwahhhhhhhhhhhhh* flies inside Green Ranger's mouth.
*cough cough* okay sorry about that, i guess i was too arrogant.
so now i'm heading home, to the command centre.

*sees Evil Singh*
OHMYGOOODNEEES!!!
why's he at our Command Centre?!
DAMN!!!
what's Pink and Red doing man?!
aiya, Yellow no use also, she can just go and die already.
*takes out his dagger flute* *blows*
I call upon the Thai Megazord!
LaiMaiKaiCheeBanKeeBoomBoomChaiLaiSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*BOOM!* Megazord LaiMaiKaiCheeBanKeeBoomBoomChaiLaiSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE falls from sky.

go forth my mighty Megazord!!!
and as LaiMaiKaiCheeBanKeeBoomBoomChaiLaiSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE walks towards Evil Singh, he steps on the city estates, the flats, the Isatana and!!!
the people on the street.
"What are you diong LaiMaiKaiCheeBanKeeBoomBoomChaiLaiKiang!?!?! RETURN LaiMaiKaiCheeBanKeeBoomBoomChaiLaiSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
i've gotta give LaiMaiKaiCheeBanKeeBoomBoomChaiLaiSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE a new name man, his current name is so long.
sometime, i can't even pronounce it properly.
PLUS! it take me 1.25minutes to finish saying his name you know.
you know how much i can do with 1.25minutes?
damn! i can "hi" more than 10thousand times.
i can slap my wife 190times.
i can tear off Evil Singh's Turban 12435823420980345587365468457354684354687435458743464656973573643418743138735436731467431373486734367312138731554318435158313543854341213135743148543548431373128573135761384351468765168765168763216876516876315687634864354867354687648676846876351687654 times.
oky enough...

and so...
Evil Singh escaped from the clutches of the Handsome Green Ranger.

THE END.

PINK RANGER

2007-10-10T18:23:00.000+08:00

hello ! it's the PINK RANGER's turn
to come on ! thank you for tuning in
to the KID'S CENTRAL ! :DDDDDDD

ok, pink ranger has a boring life since
she can only go around conning young
girls. becauseeeeeee, she's pink and
most sissy girls would like. then the
pink ranger can go around cheating
their money so as to support the whole
group and the command center. eh,
you think the electricity all this free
one ah?! hello ! thanks to me one ok !
also, the red and green ranger gey
kiang, always go fight the turbanator.
siao ! you think weapons no need money
one ah? somemore they so fussy, only
want those highclass weapon. see lah,
i'm the noble one. ok ! siao ! lame. i know
thank you.

*bang bang, glass shatters* tamade.
that turban come already. that red
and green always make him angry.
wah, damn, the glass broke. shit, now
gst all this increase, the price of glass
also increase. i need to mop the floor
also. ok ! bye ! go slap his flabby tummy.

for more adventures, tune in to kids
central on next mon/tues/wed/thurs/
fri/sat/sun at (whatever time). bye all
kidssssssss. :DDDDD

Adventures of the RED RANGER.

2007-10-10T14:07:00.000+08:00

Seems like it's all GREEN RANGER posting about his power-packed adventure stories.

So, to somehow ease his burden, me, the undisputed RED RANGER, is gonna post about a recent adventure about my encounter with the villain from the EAS group.

Firstly, let me explain what the heck is EAS group. It's a group of non-teaching staff that serves the school. This includes staffs in GO, lab technicians, cleaners, security guards and even EVIL SINGH.

So one day, I appeared in school as my alter ego, Chanyu. It was the first time in two weeks that I wasn't late. It all seems like a perfect day, until the period after recess. We were told by our form teacher that we had to make a "Thank You" card for the EAS group members to honour them for their dedications to the school. The teacher then told us a whole chunk of words about what the EAS had been doing for our school. The first thought that came to my alter ego's mind was, "Oh no, propaganda." I respected all the EAS members except for one... EVIL SINGH. Therefore a card was made by me, in a cleverly stupid way. I wrote down all the names of the EAS group members in the card except for Singh's at the "Dear..." part. I finished the card and handed it up.

After school when I was walking home, I felt that I was being followed. Someone's presence and a more-pungent-than-ammonia stench lurked in the air. Without any hesitations, I went behind a wall and changed into my RED RANGER costume. As I pulled up my pants, I saw a pair of eyes staring at me. It was EVIL SINGH! He had been peeping at me all along!

"Evil Singh, WTF do you want?" I asked in my mighty morphin voice. Evil Singh stared back at me snaring his teeth. "Why didn't you thank me in the EAS card?! You are courting death!" he roared and unleashed a garbaged-liked breath. I was unable to contact my fellow rangers as all of them are not in school, so I decided to fight this old beast myself. I waited for him to strike first as to not give him a chance to sue me.

*Five years later*
I was still waiting for him to attack but he just stood motionlessly at the other end of the wall. Perhaps he had the same idea as me. So, I tried to provoke him into attacking me. I made funny faces at him but to no avail. He just stood there like the kentucky old man. Then I tried to do unkind gestures at him, pointing middle finger and stuffs like that. Suddenly, the old turban man moved. "UH HUH! You had made rude gesture! I can now sue you!" he shouted. Damn, I had fell right into his trap! "I am going to tell Biggy Boo now. You just wait and see!" the evil man let off a sinister laughter.

"Oh what a loser," I taunted. "Settle this like a man, Singh. Settle this in a fight!" Singh was pissed. "Okay then," he agreed. Before he started the fight, he lifted his arms and did a war-dance thingy, uttering unknown languages. The dance was obscene as Singh slowly did a strip tease which lasted for a very long time. I stood there at the same spot and waited, totally not interested in the dance.

*Fifteen years later*
He was still doing the dance, now with a pole. "Oh crap, he is wasting my time. I still wanna go home and study for my O's one leh," I said and took out my power ranger laser gun. PEEEEEEEW! I shot him in the turban and he died.

THE END.

Okay, this is crap. No action at all.

Green Ranger's Boring

2007-10-10T01:01:00.000+08:00

HELLO!
i'm back, the GREEN Ranger.
OHMAN!
Singapore's peace and quiet now huh?
with Mr Singh gone in MY life...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA!
best.
i love it!
okay who wants to know my identity? it's secret damn it!
i know you guys are DAMN curious right? but sorry, i cannot reveal my identity.
but i can tell you a brief description about myself.
i am very handsome, i have a very cool hair and... i am SEXY.
*no shame, i know, i'm just comforting myself*
YEAH~
so if you see a guy walking on the street with the description above, shout, GREEN!
if he turns around, it means he is Green Ranger.
or you can text, Green, to 73000 also.
OHYEAH!
he's selling his house, it's clean and GREEN with three huge rooms.
the bedroom's... OVER THERE!
the kitchen's... OVER THERE!
this is his beautiful bathroom, check out his matching pipes.
want to see more? call this number.

and also...
hi, i'm selling my car. *smiles*
my car has HUGE HID headlanmps.
"forgot what he said."
AND, it's got a big boot.
please, buy my car.
it's GOOD!

andandand,
hi, i'm a single 24 year old looking for a special companion, where i can share my BEAUUUUUUUTIFUL room with.
i cook, i clean, and i promise to be home at7pm everyday.
i miss my special companion cause i lost mine last week.
so PLEASE, call if you have a white maltese for sale.

SHUT UP!

Contact the Power Rangers at once!

2007-10-08T23:21:00.001+08:00

The Power Ranger remix song is soooo retarded. :D

Pink!

2007-10-08T22:42:00.000+08:00

yo ! haven't been online for 2 days and
so many things happened. -.- ok ok,
jess you shut up you don't come c(:
me. no use one you don't act cute. ok,
i take pink because i remembered that yellow
was acted by one banglah. ok, i choose liao. thank
you ! :D

Power Rangers?

2007-10-08T15:11:00.001+08:00

Sorry that I hadn't been blogging.

I had been busy with stuff in my school. And just not coming to this blog for a few days, we'd already transformed from a confidential blog to a Power Rangers site. =.=" You guys are really efficient, huh?

Alright, never mind then. What Ranger am I? Yellow or pink?

I shall let Theresa choose first.

Oh, THERESAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ You wanna be yellow or pink? c(:

Secret Identity

2007-10-07T18:55:00.000+08:00

HELLO KIDS >:(
i am your favourite Ranger.
the GREEN RANGER!!!
HAHAHAA!
with my identity a secret.
i can post what ever i want, without people knowing who i am.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

okay, let me tell you a story...
where i trashed Mr Singh until his turban drops, rolling from Singapore to Thailand.
DAMN IT WAS GREAT!
the sensation of whacking Mr Singh and his turban.
the story goes like this:
It was Green Ranger's turn to patrol Sentosa. Sentosa has always been a peaceful place to be in. Green Ranger soon got bored and went to the beach, to build a sand castle.
"Sand Castle?! That isn't what the MANLY Green Ranger should make."
He brought his arm up, scratched his helmet and *BLINK BLINK*
a bulb materialised from above his head.
"I KNOW! I'll make a statue of myself!"
just when he was about to finish his sculpture, a black object darted at his statue, causing the statue's head to fall.
"DAMN IT!!! WHO THE FUCK IS IT!? SHOW YOURSELF!!!"
Green Ranger stood, waiting for the source of the black object to show himself.

...5 years later...
the Green Ranger is still standing at the exact spot he stood 5 years ago.
finally a rough voice said, "Damn you are really persistent. OKAY! I am out. So what if i'm out? what can you do?" *Panting*
Evil Singh was his name. His looks were hideous, his tummy was SUPER HUGE and finally the most distracting part of him...
His black TURBAN!
with Flies Circling around his turban, he looked even more hideous.
...
Green Ranger had no respond upon Evil Singh's appearance(not good at words, sorry), not even the slightest sign of movement.
"Hello?" Evil Singh moved slowly towards Green Ranger.
Green Ranger's STILL motionless.
"EXCUSE ME!!! I'M OUT ALREADY!!!" Evil Singh shouted at Green Rangers ear.
"W-WHAT?!" Green Ranger came to consciousness.

*jump*
Evil Singh jumped backwards as soon as Green Ranger came to consciousness.
"So it's YOU! Evil Singh, I've been waiting for quite some time."
"Cut the crap!" Evil Singh pounce forward.
soon, the two of them was engaged in battle.
Green flashes of light flickered here and there.
Black Turbans flew from left to right, from top to bottom.
...3 Years Later...

*pant pant*
"Damn! How long do we have to fight?" Green Ranger asked.
"Let's end this." After saying this phrase, Evil Singh took off his turban...
and tossed it at Green Ranger.
Green Ranger then performed the Matrix move and evaded the smelly turban.
"NO! How c-could y-you?! That w-was m-my suic-cide mo-move!!! N-now I'm g-g-going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Those are Evil Singh's last words...

"MUAHAHAHAHAA! I HAVE DEFEATED THE EVIL SINGH!!! THE WORLD IS PEACEFUL ONCE AGAIN!!!" Green Ranger stood with his armpit wet(tarded).

THE END.

WHAT THE FUCK!
i don't know how to continue already.
no more ideas. haha.
i don't know how to end the story properly...
okay, keep comments to yourself.

Zenith 2.

2007-10-07T18:51:00.001+08:00

Since James gave his point of view on the match against elite players, I think I should too.

Just to add a bit on to James' info. We played against ice of Zenith, zilch of X3M, Furryfish and pinksheep of X3M asterisks and some guy named Ken, which is a friend of Zenith. Pinksheep was the Rogue Knight and Ken was the Naga Siren.

For that match, we weren't trashed by skills but more by teamwork and strategy. They controlled us so badly that only James' BB farmed up. Although the QoP farmed fast in early game (EoS within 30minutes), she stopped after getting a Guinsoo. There wasn't much chance for us to farmed. I only got my DoE at 50 minutes which was too damn late.

Despite that, I think that we'd already tried our best.

Jerrold was right. If they don't trash us, they wouldn't be who they were already.

At least we learned many stuffs from them. It was worth it to lose.

Zenith

2007-10-07T14:23:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, i went out with Jerrold, Eliza And Chanyu to lan lab wanting to play DOTA. But left the place just 1 minute after, because the air-condition system seems to be out of order. The whole place is so warm with people sweating while playing. So we decided to go Azure.

Upon arrival, we gave our ez-link cards and settle down fast to start playing our first DOTA match. It was a Draft match that Jerrold has found on the IRC. So along with one public player and the 4 of us, the match commences. Our Heroes is as follow.

Jerrold - Beast Master
Chan Yu - Rogue Knight
Eliza - Tormented Soul
Me - Bristle Back

And last but not least

that pub who uses - Shadow Fiend

The match was starting very well, with SF clinching the First blood. But Afterwhich, the SF keep complaing that he is lagging very badly, and demand a change of host. But we all ignored him, and he eventually left the game. I was like so sad..... becuase Jerrold and Me was owning bottom lane like free. jus 9 minutes into the game, i got my stout shiled, helm and 1.9k. Arggg, soon everyone left the game.

Second match was a very interesting one, as we are playing with the Elites DOTA Team of Singapore. We knew we will lose, but we still play with them. Thier players was,

Ice, From Zenith
Zlich? not sure the spelling, From X3m [ Destruction ]
FlurryFish, From X3m [ Astr.... ] <---- not sure of the name.
And 2 more of thier friends.

Their Match up was,

Ice - LOA [Top] Solo
Zlich - Centaur [Bottom]
FlurryFish - Storm Sprit [Mid] Solo
Unknown - Rogue Knight [Bottom]
Unknown2 - Naga [Bottom]

Our Match up was,

Jerrold - Nerubian Assassin [Top], Foresting
Chan Yu - Sand King [Bottom]
Eliza - Tormented Soul [ Bottom]
Me - Bristle Back [Top] Solo
Pub - Queen Of Pain [Mid] Solo

And Guess What? Just 2 minutes into the game, my computer hanged, and i've to change computer.

After changing, we continue to play with them, at bottom, we kena first blood by the opponent at the bottom. with Naga And Rk hiding at the bottom secret shop, While the Centaur saw face. Sank King followed the first wave of creeps and got net by naga, follow by a storm bolt from RK and finally a stun from Centaur which eventually killed the SK with a sound 'FIRST BLOOD'. This is kind of sad, but we can't blame him, as nobody expected that. At Mid, it was our QOP facing SP, our qop was kinda controlling the SP very well. At Top, it was NA and me. NA was foresting while i was soloing the lane, while the NA come to lane to mana burn the LOA, we totally controled the LOA and even killed him. The whole game drag on about 80 minutes, before our throne is down. With a score of 48 - 24, Although i farmed well, we still lost to them, we had learn alot from playing with them.

TO BE CONTINUED

First Post Ever By Me :D

2007-10-06T14:18:00.000+08:00

whoA! Went to FM in MapleStory but see no fishes, so i decided to blog for the first time. Because everyone has already started blogging in this new blog. Even Jess has already started. So no matter what, i've to write something. LOL, But I don't know what to blog about. Hmm... exams is over for me and i have already started emjoying myself :D but unfortunately not to some of my friends. Staying at home all day long is so bored >.<" Aiya, I don't know what to write liao. Last but not least, Good Luck To Wong Ji Siang For His POA paper and also to Chan Yu And Theresa. All The Best For The 'O'
Okays, Bye All ^_^

WHOOHOO~!

2007-10-05T23:09:00.000+08:00

helloooooooooooo. hellooooooooooooo.
wah, got echo sia, not bad. ok, lame.
aiyah, chanyu, being asked to purchase
that de feng is not bad already lohzxszx.
today our bloody chinese teacher come
in tell us must buy. and you know
what's the worst thing?! i'm in charge
of collecting the money. pity me eh?
ahahahha. wah, o levels coming nearer
and nearer, so does grad day. i'm so
gonna miss my handsome, hohzxszx?
and erm, ok. thanks for wishing us
good luck. good luck for your results
too. i know you can james and do it !
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The Dumb Fuck

2007-10-05T13:25:00.000+08:00

Recently, the Chinese students of the class are asked to purchase 德风 (de feng), a book that is published annually and sold at the end of the year. 德风 is a compilation of Chinese compositions written by students of different levels and also some of those China students that came to our school for the Student Exchange programme. Today I told the Chinese rep that I'm not buy the book and she's like, "Nevermind ah! I give your name to Ms Chua and let her come scold you." Yeah, whatever. Suit yourself.

For the past three years, we were expected to purchase this book and this year was no exception. It was even compulsory for my class to buy this book. But why? Why do we have to buy this book at year end, when we'd already finished our Chinese "O" Level paper? It's not as if I had a bad result for that paper or what. At least if I'm gonna retake the exam and you ask me to buy it, I will but, sadly, I'm not. Call me cheapskate or what, but it just makes no sense to pay over three dollars to buy that book. Seriously, even if I actually pay for the book, I wouldn't read it. And I can bet with you at least half the level won't too.

Many of the boys in my class also see no point in buying the book but they paid anyway. So, I'm like the rebel of the class. T_T Anyway, 德风 is affectionately known as DF between Nigel and Wenchong, which basically means, Dumb Fuck.

Alright, so... Unless Ms Chua can scold some sense out of me, I'm not paying for that book.

P.S.: Thanks, Jis for wishing us good luck. :D

HELLO!

2007-10-05T07:28:00.000+08:00

HELLO HELLO ! :D

9 words and 38 letters.

2007-10-04T14:09:00.000+08:00

This is a nine words, thirty eight letters post.

OMGWTFBBQ!

2007-10-01T05:03:00.000+08:00

Hello.

This Blog is highly confidential.

Please.

Do not leak it out.

Who is your favourite ass-kicking Ranger?
	Red, the charming leader.
	Blue, the Oei Skidding!.
	Green, the handsome dude.
	Pink, the super chiobu.
	Yellow, the dumb blonde.

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